THE SHOPAHOLIC SOLILOQUY


THE SHOPAHOLIC SOLILOQUY
By Kirsten Okenwa 

To buy, or not to buy, that is the question: 
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to shop 
The clothes and jewelleries that call my name, 
Or to say ‘nah’ when spontaneous shopping beckon, 
And by declining break my heart. 
To ignore, to suffer- 
The agony of a day gone without shopping; 
More clothes, a little here, a little there. 
To shop, to acquire, ay there's the rub; 
For ‘tis an affair, a pleasant one with stuff, 
Stuff for my walk-in closet: 
To add more and more; shoes, boots, bags. 
For what is life without these? 
Jewels to adorn my neck, dazzling rings too. 
‘Tis utmost bliss; to gaze, to savour my possessions, 
My bounty, my joy, my desire. 

To save, or not to save, my mind ponders, 
To hoard cash for a rainy day? 
But, I think on the joy, exquisite joy of shopping; 
To acquire more, to possess, 
A thrill now, a shiver over that glossy bag. 
And thus, the wisdom of saving fades away, 
For off I flounce to my shopping spree.
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Inspiration from ‘Hamlet’ by Shakespeare. 






Comments

Samuel H. said…
OMG! HELPING THE ECONOMY INDEED
Bose said…
Aye aye tis good writing
Unknown said…
Super good! That is the life to live girl.
Simisola said…
He he he. Shopping is the best thing for economy. It is also the best cardiovascular exercise.
Nobounds said…
Hey all. I do like Carrie Bradshaw of 'sex and the city'. Shopping is therapeutic hahaha!.
Unknown said…
Hmm. Women.
Anonymous said…
Men nko?
Faisal said…
It is a good one.